D3 body, D1 cock
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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