babies were throwing up all over the place
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
