I must be too annoying 4 u.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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