I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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