so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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