white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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