'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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