Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I didn't notice because vodka
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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