I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
