The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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