and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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