dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Randomize