Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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