He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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