There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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