What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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