its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So gin and wine won't be happening again
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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