I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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