direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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