So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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