Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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