So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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