Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
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