Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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