we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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