haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
oh god the rape fog is back!
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dignity is for republicans.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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