he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
