doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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