I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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