dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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