How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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