grandma shit on top of the toilet
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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