Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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