is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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