well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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