and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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