I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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