mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Sext me about skeletons
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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