Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
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when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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