This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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