problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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