They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
You dont lie about slip and slides
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
