I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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