Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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