her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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