You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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