ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Pooping to opera.
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