Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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