bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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