it hurts more in the daytime
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I need a beard to bite.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
