Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
There was a lot of him and a little penis
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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