theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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