I think scott just propositioned me for sex
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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