UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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