Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You are a genius and a whore.
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