took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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