i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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